Hold on. I’m still unpacking my rant. There’s a lot here.
Oh, screw it. I’m just going to go with the big one. Here goes:
Yes, the Giants are in last place. Yes, the Giants failed–again–to provide any run support for our Ace, Madison Bumgarner. And for those interested, he pitched a good game.
Let’s see if we can put this in perspective. IT’S FRICKIN’ APRIL! We’ve only played 16 games. We have 146 games left to play. 〈looking at my watch〉 It’s still early. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s possible to go from worst to first in a season.
Relax. Break out your blender and mix a batch of smoothies. Smoothies is code for margaritas or daquiris. Or just drink straight from the bottle. Your choice.
〈walks away, shaking my head〉 They didn’t used to start this sh∗t until August.
19 April 2017